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dankmaymays.com is a website created by namefig korchak, designed by the denizens of [s4s].

HistoryEdit

On February 5th, 2015, namefig korchak created a thread, stating that he registered "dankmaymays.com" and asked what to do with it. Several posters replied, posting their dankest memes to be featured on the site. By February 6th, the thread was stickied. On February 8th, the thread was unstickied. When korchak was asked about the future of the site, he said that he would add all of the requests and maybe more, open a suggestion page on the site itself, and make a thread in a few weeks/months when new memes are made.

The Swamp (an imageboard on the website) was hacked sometime in early March 2015 and deleted shortly thereafter. A Flash archive was added in early April 2015. The Swamp returned on April 15th. New pages (Robot, Knishes, HE, Bill, Secret) were added the following day. Pages for Manny Pardo and Lemon Line were added on April 20th. A Smug Zone / #justwojakthings page was added on April 29th and updated with a (fake) social media feed on June 11th. On July 15th, korchak announced he has added two Flash files to the Flash page: Doctor Worse Than Hitler's CSS advertisement and the bob animation that got stickied on [s4s] the previous day. The site went down on July 29th but came back up after a few hours. It got reviewed the following day (video, [s4s] thread, Swamp post). The Swamp was reset and its posts were deleted sometime in the last week of October 2015.

On January 16th, 2016, the site was moved to a new server[1]. It also underwent a major update: It got an icon resembling the top half of a happy banana. The flash archive was reorganized and updated with at least 100 new files, and two new secret pages (kotblini and vaporwave), as well as a few public ones, were added. Some of these public pages (Vodka, Bune Raven, 420) use a gimmick introduced in the Spooky Scary Skeletons page: blinking colors. The Swamp was also reset and it entered the beta stage. After this update, sometimes the "post successful" image shown is not the "Well meme'd" Pepe, but a variation of the meme. The posting times are shown according to poster's local time zone. Images below the posts have been deleted, except for Shrek on the lower-right corner. The message "The swamp still suffers from major mud piping clogs. Be patient!" is shown above the posts. On top of all this, everything was rewritten in php[1].

On January 18th, 2016, the site was updated again. The page for "Libertarian Manifesto" was added, the Birds page got a bird-themed Smug Wojak image linking to an image about Hiroyuki asking about birds, dogefruit copypastas were fixed on the dogefruit page, and an "All Hail Dogefruit" dogefruit Flash animation was also added to the archive (and a link to said animation to the dogefruit page). Later, a page for The Third King's Royal Court was added. Also on the same week, the admin of the Swamp got a "le red pine tree man" icon next to the name field.

The Swamp went out of the beta stage on February 3rd, 2016[2]. On the following day, a "wildcard" page for user-submitted memes and a "Bad Time" page were added.

A page for Paul Blart Mall Cop was added around mid-April 2016.

On April 28th, 2016, korchak posted another thread asking for content for the site. He specifically said "no lewd/rude/crude stuff", but implied anything else was fine. The new updates included new content for the homepage (everything starting from an embedded Quad City DJs feat. Thomas the Tank Engine - Slam the Jam Engine video and ending to le holy hoho and a meme crocodile image), some new pictures for the Swamp, two secret anime pages (html, kawaii), a secret cp page, and nine other pages (Nice Page, Fashion, Sonic, Wide, CIAss, Fortune, Food Gore!, Fef, Snake Court). The favicon was also changed to the face of the dank meme gnome, and 403 and 404 pages were added. For that time, he stopped updating the page on May 1st, 2016, his last change being a new image to the Swamp. The thread itself died on May 3rd/4th, 2016.

In late December 2016, a Cade link was added. Clicking it always spawns a new cat image to the current page.

PagesEdit

HomepageEdit

The main page of the website. Almost overflowing with dank memes, which include, but are not limited to,

Dankmaymays

Dankmaymays.com homepage in early February 2015.

The SwampEdit

A Shrek-themed image-board that slightly resembles 4chan, but with vast differences, such as a limited variety of dank Shrek and non-Shrek pics to choose from, privilege checking, multiple forms of colored-text, such as orange text< and {blue text}, Smash Mouth's hit single "All-Star" constantly playing in the background, and wordfilters.

Between March 9th and 13th, 2015, accessing The Swamp was impossible, and the users got an error page when they tried to go there. On March 13th, 2015, it was replaced by a page which reads, "Oh noes, Somebody took a fat ogre shit in my swamp! It was fun while it lasted, too bad someone had to ruin it for everyone else". Before its deletion, almost 2000 posts were made on The Swamp. However, the page was later changed to also congratulate the person who hacked The Swamp on their skills as well as promise the board "will return... and in greater numbers". The Swamp finally returned with a new background music on April 15th, 2015. The old background music ("All-Star" by Smash Mouth) was restored on May 28th, 2015.

The Swamp was reset on January 16th, 2016, as the site moved to a new server and everything was rewritten in php[1].

BaneEdit

Page dedicated to CIA guy and Bane with a dank cover of All-Star in the background.

MySpaceEdit

A redirect to the [s4s] album page on bandcamp, where you can listen to such dank albums such as the "Spooky EP" and "Songs to Pork it To". :^)

This page originally redirected to https://myspace.com/.

LelEdit

A page dedicated to lel. Kinda empty at the moment, only containing lel and some laughter in the background.

PastriesEdit

Home to topkek and his brothers doppelkek, dankek (aka 8kek), cinkek, and popkek. Also home to Donut Man. Also, don't go here if you're epileptic.

DubsEdit

A place where you can get dubs, trips, quads, quints, sexts, and :^]], but mostly singles ;_;. Also home to Gippo Dudee's daily reminders that dankmaymays.com is property of Gippo Dudee.

AnimeEdit

"Anime was a mistake" -Hayao Miyazaki

MusicEdit

A place where korchak's dank taste for music is shown. (protip: it's bad)

CultureEdit

A touching story of a man learning of the art of board culture. Usually swarmed by bees and peeked by post peeker.

KevinEdit

SWEET EDDY YOU'RE COOL MAN. Features a touching tribute to Kevin.

LelementsEdit

A page showcasing [s4s]'s periodic table of memes. :^)

/s4s/-tanEdit

A page with all you need to know about [s4s]-tan, the embodiment of dank memes :^)

YeeEdit

The home of yee. NOW IN GRAPHIC NOVEL FORM!!

DoseEdit

Your daily dose. :^)

BirdsEdit

The place where BAVI and BANTI endlessly fight over whether or not birds are important.

FrogeEdit

Home of le froge. Froge is everywhere on this page, enough to hurt the eyes.

BeanEdit

Real human bean
And a real hero

Back against the wall and odds
With the strength of a will and a cause
Your pursuits are called outstanding
You're emotionally complex
Against the grain of dystopic claims
Not the thoughts your actions entertain
And you have proved to be

A real human bean and a real hero
Real human bean and a real hero
Real human bean and a real hero
Real human bean and a real hero
Real human bean

A pilot on a cold, cold morn’
One-hundred fifty-five people on board
All safe and all rescued
From the slowly sinking ship

Water warmer than, his head so cool
In that tight bind knew what to do
And you have proved to be

A real human bean and a real hero
Real human bean and a real hero
Real human bean and a real hero
Real human bean and a real hero
Real human bean

Real human bean
Real human bean

GraveyardEdit

A place where the dead memes go ;_;

AwooEdit

Awoo~

SpookEdit

Spooky, scary skeletons
send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky, scary skeletons
speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
when you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry, skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
(but I don't think we should)
'Cause Spooky, scary skeletons
shout startling, shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
and just won't leave you be
Spirits, supernatural
are shy, what's all the fuss?
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky, scary skeletons
are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
and drive you so insane!
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky, scary skeletons
will wake you with a BOO!

DogeEdit

home of doge

but what if...

doge is fruit???

From the Canidae and Rutaceae families
Grown in subtropical areas like Ōita
A hyper food
Very easy to eat
Worth while
Some people peel away like a tangerine
Slice it in half
Scoop it
Beautiful-looking
Gorgeous
Scoop scoopy scoop
Can be used as a bowl
Can be custon-sliced
Can be eaten
Mmmm
Has a little lemony taste
Dark green ones are more popular
Tastes kind of kiwi-ish
Mmmm
Got a little tart
Light green ones are less-tart
Light greens are sweeter
Simple
Loaded with cancer-fighting things
Heh heh heh
Really tasty
Can be put in salads
Edible
Mmmm
From the Canidae family
From the Rutaceae family
Grown right here
Grown in beautiful places like Aichi and Miyazaki
Can be cut and scooped
Brings peace and joy
Konnichiwa
Eat

HonkEdit

honk honk

Robot Edit

        I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT 
I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT

Potato Knishes Edit

A page with a YouTube video about a creature singing mostly about potato knishes in a Minecraft-esque factory.

HE HAS NO STYLE Edit

HE HAS NO GRACE

THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

Brotherman Bill Edit

A video about Terrible Tim performing his song about Brotherman Bill. A cropped screenshot of the video is the background of the page.

Pardo Edit

A page dedicated to detective Manny Pardo from Miami Hotline.

Lemonline Edit

A page about the Lemon Line meme. You can join (add lemons to) the line in this page, but it is not possible to save changes to the lemon line.

Smug Edit

A page about the Smug Zone / #justwojakthings dual meme. Includes a description and a picture of the zone. The background music is Smug Zone by DJ Bar and Grill. Clicking the Smug Zone image opens a close-up view showing what is inside the zone. On June 11th, 2015, Wojak's social media feed (that is mostly about the dual meme and uses the #justwojakthings hashtag, but also has references to other dank memes) by Anonymous was added to the page.

Sponsors Edit

Gold and money motifs appear everywhere on this page which has links to sponsors of the website: esfores.com, burchase, [s4s] Wiki, lol-furries.tk, and tehurn.com/gayweed. Later, gleddit.ca was also included in the list.

Suddenly Edit

ses<--

Vodka Edit

Partying Slavs.

Bune Raven Edit

"Bune Raven is NOT a meme!"

420 Edit

Blaze it.

Walruse Edit

An image of Walruse and some walrus music.

Ass Edit

An animated page with various versions of the Steven Pinker / ass meme and some appropriate music.

Tread Edit

Libertarian Manifesto. Don't tread on me.

King Edit

The Third King's Royal Court.

Wildcard Edit

A page for user-submitted memes, with options to set the page title; select text, background, and link colors; set a YouTube video, and type a message. The page also has a history feature that lets you view previously submitted content.

Bad Time Edit

A page based on the video game Undertale.

get dunked on 
ur time is gona b the opposit of good

Mall Cop Edit

Paul Blart: Mall Cop poster parodies with an eye-hurting animated background and rapidly changing images.

Nice Page Edit

this is nice page

Pink-and-blue color scheme, "this is nice board" by Le Ruse Bird as the background music, images of Bury Pink Gril, Beary Pink, and their cross-overs with Sonic and Smug Wojak.

Fashion Edit

Kek suits a.k.a. keksies. The latest word in the world of fashion.

On this primarily gray-and-black page, Ginkiha remix is played on the background, and the user can click through images of various kek clothes.

Sonic Edit

Will you go...

  • fast? - Sanic go fast
  • edge? - Shadow the Edgelord, gotta cut fast
    • Background music is "Skinning" by Pinkin Lark.
    • Pictures are mostly about emos and goths.
    • Included is also a (fake) chat between two edgelords.
  • autism? - Sonichu #0 by CWC.

Wide Edit

Hidamari Sketch meets N.W.A.'s "Straight Outta Compton".

CIAss Edit

CIAsses with literally serious background music ("Serious" from Mother 3). Type in "ASS" to get a new CIAss!

Fortune Edit

A brown page where you can check your fortune which is randomly selected when the page is loaded. The fortune appears in a fortune cookie.

Food Gore! Edit

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A page for the Food Gore! meme. Has the aspic image that appeared in opening posts of Food Gore! "daily dose" threads of 2015 and a color scheme consistent with the picture.

Fef Edit

FEF

  • e - FEFe's page. Has blue background and some dank music.

Snake Court Edit

snek court

is now in session

lol

Cade Edit

Each time this link is clicked, a randomly scaled and rotated image of a cat appears on the current page.

Secret Edit

Links to secret pages (Keksandra, Lemon Line (a copy of the website whose [s4s] thread was stickied on April 26th, 2015), (dankness, my) old friend, X-Files, Yee intensifies, kot blini, vaporwave, anime/anime.html, anime/kawaii, cp). Don't go here!

Flash Edit

Flash archive. Added around April 6th, 2015. Includes swf files about the second birthday of [s4s] and partying in general, ayy lmao, /r9k/, Spurdo, and many others.

SuggestionsEdit

The place where you send dank suggestions for the site to the admin so he may consider adding them when he starts updating again.

Legacy Edit

dankmaymays.com has been an inspiration for another [s4s]-related meme website, Super Dank Memes, which was launched by namefig Lulzy in late May 2016.[3]

Reference List Edit

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 http://web.archive.org/web/20160118142021/http://dankmaymays.com/swamp/#p1
  2. http://web.archive.org/web/20160203211428/http://dankmaymays.com/swamp/#p241
  3. http://web.archive.org/web/20160531113103/http://superdankmemes.neocities.org/

See Also Edit

dankmaymays.com – The site itself

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