Crying africane is a poor man from africae who is crying because he has troubles getting dubles, despite his attempts at doing so. "Dumbled my roftas" is his way of expressing his deep sorrow.
Crying Africane cannot get dubsEdit
Through countless of spamming it was found that crying africane cannot get dubs.
The scientists on /s4s/ began thinking, and managed to get the certainty that crying africane cannot get dubs up to 95%.
Crying for moot's helpEdit
A few users reached out to moot but their pleas were answered with neglect. Some believe the bug was fixed, while others theorize that there's a deeper conspiracy.